Columbia Free Speech

Columbia University invites Europe's Darling (President Ahmadineyad) in order to let him know about the modern civilized world's revulsion at what he stands for.

Ahmadineyad takes note and beats the professors with clumsy but effective dribblings; "Homosexuals? We don't have this kind of problem in our country".

One-nill for the IRI. Europe shocked remembers previous defeats. "There was no way to see where the balls came from; forwards were weak and our defense was bribed", said Jose Aznar, Spanish retired goal keeper; "But I didn't know then what everybody knows now".

In the meanwhile Europe's Darling continues his psychopathic raids, the verbal ones outside Iran, the physical ones reserved for the chosen. On economical grounds everything keeps spinning alright -at least on the civilized world. The UN hasn't found the self-destruction button yet.

Dream on.